camera, lights, action.

After considering your proposals, Clare. and just incase we loose anyone else. I think we need to multi task and be multiple people..no one will know-honest!!I have come up with a very basic outline. It could be a special newsnight report on Idleness in the current recession. We two could introduce show, details on who is who and who interviews who to be decided, focusing on redundances in current climate. Over to Clare in walsall.. then interview with working mum. (Joy) who has babe in arms. brush tied to back and duster in hand, sweat running down face -we could spray her face with water!!!Had hours cut at work, but juggles job, family, baby. no time for idleness. if she doesnt work, thinks she is idle. Back to studio.

Next interview..over to Yvonne in outside broadcast in telford.. stops person in street.. Excuse me madam ect your name.Wainetta or tracy?. (woman is rough, tarty and fag )Have you a job.. did have but made redundant. used to work for JCB. off sick for 2 years, bad back then finished me. doesnt work as full rent paid and all allowances .work no more cos of benefits..(info on benefits from http://www.direct.gov.uk.) wainetta at this point looks to see if anyone watching, pulls hat on and dark glasses on incase anyone watching. gets stuffed dog, says excuse as going to get her place outside m&s to beg for drink money . Back to studio.

Now over to cheshire with reporter, clare.. Interview with Lady Bagshot. ...me cos you said you wanted to wear knickers.. .wearing riding gear, riding hat stuffed hobby horse. A shareholder of JCB. thinks workers idle. should work harder to make her more money, that is their roll in life.etc. etc.. Asked about redundancies and says always work for lower classes. cleaning toilets, even mucking out stables.. too idle to look for more work. Finishes with must feed rupert (stuffed horse) tally ho, and off to health farm and champagne weekend at Balmoral. BACK TO STUDIO.
Now have expert in field. Bertrand Russell. Over to the westminster studio.. One of us dressed up. moustache. hat, man . pipe or whatever. Then have interview and all he says is Yes to every question??Need to research this to ask one answer questions but need to get points from his essay across..Back to studio.
There you have it. (what ever it is!!!!!). good bye from me and her..

this is just a template of ideas,, we need to keep it extremely over the top and funny. This is all open to suggestions and imput before our group numbers fall even lower. .. yvonne